When a hardboiled egg is the in vogue accessory

Fashion Critic: Excuse me, sir? Are you staying at this hotel?

Columbo: Beg your pardon, miss?

Fashion Critic: Are you staying at this hotel?

Columbo: Me? Oh no, no. My wife would have my head if I stayed at a place like this. Too expensive.

Fashion Critic: Then you must…

Nolan Yard

Nolan is a many-time published, gazillion-time burritoeater. Cinders on the Wind = his SFF novel under Louis Emery. https://nolanyardwriter.wordpress.com/about

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